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Seezamaboiks | Cheeky Tees | Satirical T-Shirts | Unisex T-Shirt | Lethal Pineapple

Seezamaboiks | Cheeky Tees | Satirical T-Shirts | Unisex T-Shirt | Lethal Pineapple

Regular price $26.95 USD
Regular price $29.95 USD Sale price $26.95 USD
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The big orange 2X-impeached grifter is afraid of fruit! At least, that's how he justifies violence against peaceful, first-amendment rights of protest.

"It's worse than a tomato... when they start doing that stuff, it's very dangerous...It's very dangerous stuff." Look it up.

Protest with a smile: Do fruit! - Tell the Truth - Save Democracy

The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Shipping Policy

FREE SHIPPING within the continental United States on orders $20 or more!

We ship all of our orders with third-party businesses. A variety of mail carriers are used with varying shipping times and abilities but they try to deliver 5-7 business days after order processing to the continental US.

All shipping times are estimates and may be delayed due to seasonal activity or unforeseen variables. Please allow adequate time to receive your products after ordering and realize they are out of our control once shipped. We cannot guarantee any shipping times.

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  • Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.

  • Please see international shipping costs on a per item/order basis, if applicable.

Refund Policy

Refund policy

We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.

Please note, we will only accept returns or refunds for damaged or faulty items. We do not accept returns for change of mind.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

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